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Weird Al Yankovic

You're Pitiful

Written by Weird Al Yankovic

parody of "You're Beutiful" by James Blunt

 My life is brilliant, —
 -What? Was I too early? Sorry, should I, do you want to start over or… keep going? O.K. Now? Now…-
 
 My life is brilliant
 You’re life’s a joke
 You’re just pathetic
 You’re always broke
 Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain’t impressing me
 You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy
 
 Chorus
 You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
 You’re pitiful, it’s true
 Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate
 And you smell repulsive too
 What a bummer being you
 
 Well you just can’t dance
 And forget romance
 Everybody you know still calls your ‘farty pants’
 But you’ll always have a job, well, I mean
 As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
 
 Chorus
 You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
 You’re pitiful, it’s true
 You’re half-undressed eating chips off your chest
 While you’re playing Halo 2
 No one’s classier than you
 
 La, la, la, la….la, la, la, la…la, la, la, la, loser
 
 Chorus
 You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
 You’re pitiful, it’s true
 Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
 You still live with your mom and you’re 42
 
 Guess you’ll never grow a clue
 Well, it just sucks to be you.

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